the year is coming to an end.

cmon!

start thinking of your new year's resolution

a.k.a list-of-things-that's-not-going-to-be-achieved-no-matter-how-hard-you-try

have you ever farted while burping?

i suggest you dont.

trust me.

school start.

fun end.

A BIG SHOUTOUT TO SUFRI!

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY!

im pathetic.

i know.

i noticed something different bout myself today.

i was in the toilet and when i take a look at it.

hmm, it seems to have grown longer.

interesting.

nehmind,shall just go for a haircut.

i shall ignore you dirty minded people.

if i was the last man on earth.

ill kill myself.

its just too depressing.

if i could be any president for a day.

without a doubt i'd choose our beloved S.R NATHAN.

seriously, who wouldn't want to just sit and appear at events.

any country issues, send it to the ministers.

i salute you.

hot air rises and cold air sinks
that is why i like to sit down and fart when my friends are standing up.
i love science and nature loves me

do you remember there was a period few months back,
when Singapore is trying to encourage singles in the country to go on a date.
and they really want the singles to put aside their career for once.
i didn't realise they were so serious bout this until i took the bus.
and now i know why the new double decker bus have seats facing each other.
you sneaky bastards.

fasting month is finally here.
expect a drop in the no. of viewership for hmm sites.
;)

im just saying.
no punt intended.

what would the world be if there's not such thing as the word LOVE?

well, i say we'll have one word less in the dictionary.
you need love to understand this

today i went for my first bike practical at CDC.

and all i can say is.

I LOVE DRIVING. :D

its coming to 4 months now that i've been driving.

and whatever i said about female drivers are slow drivers.

i take that back.

all of it.

i know now for sure that female drivers are BEaST on the road.

they are just accidents waiting to happen.